Cheeeecago......

The brothers Paul and Davy Fellowes made it off to the US of A today.

Does the continent know what's hitting it?

Good luck boys.



(any christian folks out there, please pray for their safety.)


Current listening track: Chicago - Doobie brothers

Never mind your new car....

A variation on a theme......

Spot the joke......(steria employees)

The work do...

The time has come for us all to drink lots of alcohol and think outside the landrover.

BEHOLD! the landrover....!

excellent wedding photo

Joanne took some beezer pictures of us on the beach at crawfordsburn, here is one of them....

another few (in jokes) - sorry

Getting the band back together.......

A big thank you to the boys of "Perfect Score" for helping with the wedding, here are some fun and frolicks of practice:

speeches....

Here is what i said in malay, i think, come on now, just say it like it is...!

The wedding..

Andy and mee-lan got married on wednesday, and oh what a day we had.

Many thanks to all who made it special, y'all know who you are.

Check the photo's online here.

Hate that damn frog....

If you hate the crazy frog like all civilised humans, click here.

An in joke....

sorry, if you don't get this, call me, i'll explain it.

lots of stuff, but no time to update.....

Yeah, so, there you go, the clue is in the title, i'll put a proper post on later.

In the meantime:

CALLING DAVE ALLEN, ANY CHANCE OF AN E-MAIL?

Bye

....and stay out!!!!

After exhaustive upgrading of Joanne's computer:

• New Hard drive (motherboard crapped out)
• New mother board
with
• New Processor
and
• New Ram
(which didn't all fit in the old case)
• New case

I couldn't wait to visit the Bruslee recycling centre.....



(why bruslee? when did dumps become ninjas? - just a thought)

Quote for today....

(while trying to remember the name of a DJ)

Matt: What do you call that guy from Belfast... the one that did oceans 11?

Co-worker: Martin McGuiness?

Oh, how we laughed!

The worst tribute band ever.....

For those of you who remember happy hardcore chunderers Scooter, you will no doubt be filled with dred and memories from the early 90's, a bad time for radio. Scatman John had been and gone, everything was "Ebenezergood".

Scooter were terrible if not worse, listened to by a select group of addidas wearing urine stained spides who made life in school particularly difficult. I loathe this genre of dance music, if it can even be referred to as music.

If you can bare it though for about 1 minute and 47 seconds, why not try take the self confessed number 1 scooter tribute band - MOPED

Moped seem to be taking the piss at the highest level, and though the heckles on the back of my neck were raised as i listened, i laughed my way through their rendition of coldplay's Clocks. Click here to go to their site, then scroll down to [ Clokchs ].

It is horrible dance jim, but not as we know it.

More tea vicar?

P.s. Thanks to Michael "oids and eggs" Con-iod for the link

Kills all.....

I got a new coffee mug. Its a bit of a rant against legalism in Christianity, when the traditions become the focus and lead people ultmatley away from Christ....



Don't get me wrong, I believe in Christ, he is my saviour. I'm not ranting against him. I'm venting some of the frustration that has built in me about the people, who claim to be his, yet don't act like it.

I'm not getting on my high horse, i've been as guilty as the next guy, i've screwed up mighty and i'm sure i've been a discouragement to others.

Change is needed.

To my brothers and sisters in christ, while spreading his message just remember, before you speak: All you need is love, love, love.

Ross and Ali's wedding

Congratulations and a big Hararya to Mr and Mrs Ross Thompson.



Ross is a good buddy, and he and Ali are a lovely couple. Pictured below is Ross' legendary Christian Rock band "5 dollar soul" here they are:


Andy, Aaron, Ross, Matt

The wedding was in Randalstown, and even though me and Jo were going to be on time for the service there was a major accident on the M2, holding up most of the guests and the groom! All is well that ends with an "I do".

I'm not the biggest coldplay fan in the world but...

There is no justice being denied your first ever number 1 slot in the UK charts by a pain in the ass ringtone.

Is this what we've sunk to? Has hope for music run out? Yip.

Coldplay, if nothing else, no matter if they aren't your taste in music, are hard workers. They write songs, good ones. Anyone who attends university purely and solely for the purpose of improving their song writing ability deserves a pat on the back.

Ok, they have had there fair share of nonsense. "Yellow", by own admission of lead singer Chris Martin, is a light love song with not much substance, "the silliest song i ever wrote" i believe he said at one radio one road show. I like it. its well written and of good cheer.

The only thing left to do now is inflict my wrath on the thing that has kept a hard working, yet maybe slightly repetitive band away from their goal....



AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH! I feel better.

Weapon of choice

This online test came curtosy of Dean, the numerical one:

Shotgun You preferred a weapon with 50% power over speed and 74% range over melee.

You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 65% on power You scored higher than 87% on range

Link: The What's Your Signature Weapon Test written by inurashii on Ok Cupid

Team orders

While discussing tactics over lunch, it would appear that the team orders for tonight are "be carefull as frekin' possible, cuse if we make an ass of ourselves we'll get thrown out."

Below are some rather boring pictures of me pete and michaeloid driving back from lunch. An extra one of pete's face is thrown in for embarrasment!

Karting tonight

The steria (insert name of your nemisis here) Karting challenge is this evening. There have been training sessions on how to "Back end" and "overtake aggressively". Team orders will be in effect. The tension is unbearable.

I got some practice in on the way to work this morning.



(i love photoshop)